Want to be a super-rich man's girlfriend? Listen up...
OK...are you SURE you want to do this? Really? You might think you do. Read on.
I've been watching Aristotle Onassis types and their much, much younger women for about twenty years now. I've observed carefully, taken mental notes, and will now share my findings with you.
First-IF you're a woman over 27, you're out. Harsh, I know, but that's the way it is. Also, anything larger than a size 6...not an 8. I've never seen one of these girls that "fat" and definitely not darkening the doorstep of 30.
Now, IF you have the shape and can pass for the age, here's how you have to act: Like you're 12 years old. Seriously. First of all, you don't laugh. You giggle. And no broad smiles, you tilt your head a' la Bambi and produce a tiny grin. If someone asks you a question, you first look at the man, and then giggle. If they ask again, you look at the man again and if he nods, then you may give a simple answer. Twirl your hair or something when you do it. Pressing your knees together is also good, we'll delve into that one in a second. The really important thing here, and I can't stress this enough, look at the man before you answer. They've had ballsy, strong-willed women and they are sick of them. Also, never maintain constant eye contact with the man or anyone else. Look down a lot.
Foreign language is one skill a concubine needs. Most of the ones I've encountered speak French, German and English, no matter what country they are from. This includes the Russian girls. It is permitted and in many cases expected for the young lady to bring another attractive young lady who fits the above description along so you won't bother Ari. Said friend will get free lodging in the finest hotels and private homes in the world, travel by private jet, eat in the best restaurants and have everything available that the concubine has access to. Except she is expected to giggle. And act 12. My point here is that although the girl is mostly not permitted to speak, she can do so in another language to her little friend. This chatter/gossip is almost always done in French or German. In an English speaking country, she giggles if asked a question...you know the drill. Why bring a friend? Because you are basically an orifice. He doesn't want to sit with you on jets or in limousines. One thing--the friend will often dine separately.
A concubine is unconquered territory, or at least that's the image she must portray. Ol Aristotle is the manliest, most virile, the biggest and the best she's ever had. "Oh Ari, please be gentle." Ad nauseum, even if he's so small and limp she can barely feel a thing. I've learned a lot eavesdropping over the last 20 years. Do your kegals girls, keep everything firm and youthful. No blemishes, no lines, no bags, no belching, no farting. No bodily functions. And never above a size 6. If you're considering this career and just ate, go throw it up right now.
Let the help do everything. Don't lift a bag, don't open a door if someone is there to open it for you, don't re-arrange your dishes on a table, let the back waiter or bus person do that. And whatever you do, for god sakes, DON'T ORDER. If the waiter asks you a question, remember...look at the man before responding.
Never get too excited about anything. If you walk into a place, even if it's Buckingham Palace, don't look up and around and go, "wow." Look at it like it's a run of the mill vacation condo. Find one thing to compliment. That's it. Be careful, you don't want to get in a discussion about fine art or anything else you don't know about.
You never drive. You have a driver. If Ari goes off to fuck whores, you say nothing. He's not yours anyway, there were many before you and there will be many after. His first ex wife is probably the same age as your grandmother. When he returns from whoring, you welcome him with a tiny grin and your trademark giggle. If he offers a bauble, giggle, grin and shrug your shoulders. Leg spreading will ensue, he'll expect it, "oh Ari, please be gentle."
At age 27, you expire. He loses interest and replaces you. He can, he's super rich. You can't convincingly giggle and the whole thing has gotten old anyway. Hopefully you've embezzled a little bit.
I know this sounds extreme and unbelievable but I assure you, these girls are practically interchangeable. I can hardly tell them apart. Now ask yourself again...is it worth it? If it is, you'll get a hell of a ride...while it lasts.
I've been watching Aristotle Onassis types and their much, much younger women for about twenty years now. I've observed carefully, taken mental notes, and will now share my findings with you.
First-IF you're a woman over 27, you're out. Harsh, I know, but that's the way it is. Also, anything larger than a size 6...not an 8. I've never seen one of these girls that "fat" and definitely not darkening the doorstep of 30.
Now, IF you have the shape and can pass for the age, here's how you have to act: Like you're 12 years old. Seriously. First of all, you don't laugh. You giggle. And no broad smiles, you tilt your head a' la Bambi and produce a tiny grin. If someone asks you a question, you first look at the man, and then giggle. If they ask again, you look at the man again and if he nods, then you may give a simple answer. Twirl your hair or something when you do it. Pressing your knees together is also good, we'll delve into that one in a second. The really important thing here, and I can't stress this enough, look at the man before you answer. They've had ballsy, strong-willed women and they are sick of them. Also, never maintain constant eye contact with the man or anyone else. Look down a lot.
Foreign language is one skill a concubine needs. Most of the ones I've encountered speak French, German and English, no matter what country they are from. This includes the Russian girls. It is permitted and in many cases expected for the young lady to bring another attractive young lady who fits the above description along so you won't bother Ari. Said friend will get free lodging in the finest hotels and private homes in the world, travel by private jet, eat in the best restaurants and have everything available that the concubine has access to. Except she is expected to giggle. And act 12. My point here is that although the girl is mostly not permitted to speak, she can do so in another language to her little friend. This chatter/gossip is almost always done in French or German. In an English speaking country, she giggles if asked a question...you know the drill. Why bring a friend? Because you are basically an orifice. He doesn't want to sit with you on jets or in limousines. One thing--the friend will often dine separately.
A concubine is unconquered territory, or at least that's the image she must portray. Ol Aristotle is the manliest, most virile, the biggest and the best she's ever had. "Oh Ari, please be gentle." Ad nauseum, even if he's so small and limp she can barely feel a thing. I've learned a lot eavesdropping over the last 20 years. Do your kegals girls, keep everything firm and youthful. No blemishes, no lines, no bags, no belching, no farting. No bodily functions. And never above a size 6. If you're considering this career and just ate, go throw it up right now.
Let the help do everything. Don't lift a bag, don't open a door if someone is there to open it for you, don't re-arrange your dishes on a table, let the back waiter or bus person do that. And whatever you do, for god sakes, DON'T ORDER. If the waiter asks you a question, remember...look at the man before responding.
Never get too excited about anything. If you walk into a place, even if it's Buckingham Palace, don't look up and around and go, "wow." Look at it like it's a run of the mill vacation condo. Find one thing to compliment. That's it. Be careful, you don't want to get in a discussion about fine art or anything else you don't know about.
You never drive. You have a driver. If Ari goes off to fuck whores, you say nothing. He's not yours anyway, there were many before you and there will be many after. His first ex wife is probably the same age as your grandmother. When he returns from whoring, you welcome him with a tiny grin and your trademark giggle. If he offers a bauble, giggle, grin and shrug your shoulders. Leg spreading will ensue, he'll expect it, "oh Ari, please be gentle."
At age 27, you expire. He loses interest and replaces you. He can, he's super rich. You can't convincingly giggle and the whole thing has gotten old anyway. Hopefully you've embezzled a little bit.
I know this sounds extreme and unbelievable but I assure you, these girls are practically interchangeable. I can hardly tell them apart. Now ask yourself again...is it worth it? If it is, you'll get a hell of a ride...while it lasts.
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